apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via backstreetsblack)

zero-the-her0:

nightcloak:

unforgivingplace:

I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.

OHMYGOD

THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS 

(Source: larsofcydonia, via thedayilikedthebears)

ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

(via backstreetsblack)

havemanymonkeys:

Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

(Source: nielsentopten.com, via dragonsanddaleksanddemons-ohmy)

jasperislington:

Minute 37 since breakfast.  I’m suffering mightily in the vise like grip of devastating starvation. I can’t even imagine how I’ll manage to survive the eternity until dinner. I’ll just lay here to conserve energy, hoping against hope I can manage to hold on that long…

jasperislington:

Minute 37 since breakfast.  I’m suffering mightily in the vise like grip of devastating starvation. I can’t even imagine how I’ll manage to survive the eternity until dinner. I’ll just lay here to conserve energy, hoping against hope I can manage to hold on that long…

(via theperksofbeingcauliflower)

nothing says hope quite like flowers growing through the cracks in concrete

(Source: jonnovstheinternet, via ichuggedbuttermilk)

teratocybernetics:

lolcuteanimals:

Baby arctic fox calling.

IT IS SO LITTLE IT ONLY HAS THE TWO TEETH

teratocybernetics:

lolcuteanimals:

Baby arctic fox calling.

IT IS SO LITTLE IT ONLY HAS THE TWO TEETH

(via theperksofbeingcauliflower)

perlockholmes:

nerd-with-wings:

THERE IS FINALLY A SECOND ONE I AM SCREAMING I’M SO HAPPY

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LISTEN TO THE SEQUEL!

(via littlehawkeye)

williamjamesherondales:

titansdaughter:

pandafreakforlife:

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

LIKE THIS:

basically Kit Harington was born to play Jon Snow. he knows nothing.

williamjamesherondales:

titansdaughter:

pandafreakforlife:

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

LIKE THIS:

basically Kit Harington was born to play Jon Snow. he knows nothing.

(via salivadorian)